"So who's winning the war?" asked Gwinda as she dunked another biscuit.
"No one really," answered Grunkel. "All we want to do is to keep them at it so we can live in peace."
Just then Sid the dwarf turned up with Gwinda.
"Aww," chuntered Sid, "we've come to the time backwater again."
"Calm down Sidney," soothed Gwinda as they both walked over to the refectory.
"Aye aye," aye ayed Sid, "what's been happening here I wonder?"
"Looks like a bomb's hit it," thought Gwinda.
"Greetings..." started the meeter and greeter droid.
"Bog off," said Sid.
"You cannot Buy One Get One Free from here," replied the droid.
"I say," said Sidney as he looked at Sid and Gwinda, "he looks a bit like me."
"And she like me," replied Gwinda.
Sid and Gwinda walked up to Sidney and Gwinda.
"Well lookie here," said Sid to Sidney, "you look like me put through a mangle."
"You look like me after I've been hit by a pile driver," retorted Sidney.
They both squared up to each other.
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