Microphone

I finished typing in the epilogue of The Sun Thief. Set up a microphone and made a pop guard over the weekend (based on a pop guard my son found on Youtube.) Now I can record some of my books as audio books. Got another tin to practice on for the steampunk goggles. Made a cardboard gun as a plan for the one I'm trying to make out of brass.

Today's joke is:

What do you give a horse with a cold?
Cough stirrup!

Cat food goggles...

I managed to finish and put on the VAE chapter 7 of TST. Also typed in 250 words of chapter 8, had problems getting it of my iPad though and had to use a different email address. Started work on my steampunk goggles, bought two tins of cat food in golden coloured tins made from Aluminium.Ripped the lid off, gave food to cats, washed tin, took label off, looked at it. I have taken one photo of it, we'll see what happens.

Today's joke is:

What did the ram say to his girlfriend?

I love ewe!

Happy birthday to me...

I still managed to type in about 400 words of chapter 7 and the epilogue today even though it was my birthday and I was supposed to be enjoying myself!!! Got a Superman T shirt, a Lego Batman game, some DVDs, a camcorder, lots of chocolate and some Grandad socks!!!

Today's joke is:

What's big, wrinkled and has horns?

An elephant marching band!

Steampunk Pistol

I managed to type in 1,600 words of TST. Had planned to do more but had to look after the grandchildren. Discussed the building of my steampunk pistol with my daughter's fiance and the building of an Iron Mask with the other. Am now looking forward to the release. It is my birthday on the 14th of June so I don't expect to do much work.

Today's joke is:

What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a rooster?

A cockerpoodledoo!

As yet unnamed.

Managed to type in 800 words of The Sun Thief and put the full chapter 6 onto the Victorian Adventure Experiment which is my Facebook group. Also wrote the Epilogue which is about 200 words. Then planned part of chapter one of the new book which is as yet unnamed. (Names anyone?) I am planning to plan the whole book then I will do an experiment where I try to write the whole thing in three days!

Today's joke is:

Did you hear the one about the cat who entered the milk drinking contest?

He won by six laps!!!

Steampunkette

I had a bad night's sleep last night, worrying about my mother. But it did mean that I finished the last chapter of The Sun Thief at about 4 O'clock in the morning. It is 300 words shorter than I wanted it but I'll put some filler in as I'm typing it up. Need to write the epilogue tomorrow, I already have it planned from the other day. Then I need to work on the cover, it seems as though none of the females I know want to pose as a Victorian steampunkette for me!!! I may just have to do a drawing.

Today's joke is:

What goes 'Knock knock woof'?

A Labra-door!

Nearly Finished

So today I wrote 1,270 words of The Sun Thief, only another 800 and I've finished the last chapter but am planning an epilogue. I did rewrite the 200 words on Saturday into my notebook and was more pleased by them. It is very exciting but I need one more little piece of action to finish it.

Today's animal joke is:

What kind of fish can you keep on ice?

A skate!