I didn't know whether to write or not today. As it was I started chapter 5 and wrote 300 words of it, in my mother-in-law's back garden, holding a large umbrella against a cold wind. Based it on what I planned yesterday, except that I decided to put the Queen Isabella's crew as part of the landing party and not some random sailors.
I am not within reach of my elephant joke book so I'll tell another:
Why did the orange stop at the top of a hill?
Because it ran out of juice!