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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Government Target

Typed in 1,200 words of The Tower in today, that makes a total of 2,250 words so nearly a third of the way through.

Today's news bit was how terrible Stafford Hospital was. So people must have seen how bad it was and how bad it was getting but still carried on trying to hit government targets even though people were dying through neglect. that reminds me of the joke I saw on Facebook today.

Government Target.
There was a traffic jam near the houses of Parliament. Somebody got out of the car behind me and knocked at my window.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"Terrorists have taken over the Houses of Parliament and are threatening to douse them all in petrol if they don't get £10,000,000 in cash."
"Are you taking donations?"
"What's the average donation?"
"About a gallon."

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