So I didn't do any writing today. I was poorly, had a stress headache, then guess what, the thing didn't happen that I was getting stressed about! (That means I am either silly or stupid, you choose.)
Today's jokey/quote thing (from me participating in a Facebook conversation.)
I'm a drummer so I speak in paradiddles!
(Now I could have made that longer, something like :-)
"You sirrah speak in riddles!"
"No, as a matter of fact I'm a drummer..."
"Just as Jesus spoke in parables..."