The Victoria Trout conspiracy

Wrote over 600 words at Leeds Uni chaplaincy today. Only another 1,650 to go. Showed my future son-in-law what I'd done for the title of TVC and he liked it. As I was searching for The Victoria Conspiracy on Google I found out that there's a pop group called The Victorian Trout conspiracy. I'll have to listen to some of their stuff.

Today's joke is:

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any!