Both yesterday and today I handed out slips and encouraged people, especially those I saw on iphones, to download my books for free. Over 40 people. I got 1 download from Britain, what a waste of a charm offensive. Maybe my charm was offensive? America has done great though keeping me in the top twenty of Christian Fantasy. I also got an encouraging reply Tweet from somebody who thanked me for the book because it made their day.
So today's elephant joke is:
What do you get if you cross an elephant with an abominable snowman?
A Jumbo yeti.