All I have done today is strip a piece of board for the cover of my book. It took ages. I first got the piece of card 20 years ago from the Key cutters in Malton. It was an old sign, I was asking for scrap card to design my board games on. The interesting story about that was...
I was chatting to the fellow in the shop. These two girls came in while I was chatting to the fellow in there. When they left he said, "I don't believe it, I think they have stolen a purse!"
So, I prayed really hard that they would return with the purse.
Within 20 minutes the girls returned to the shop and paid for the purse they had stolen.
The fellow didn't believe it!
Today's joke is:
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event!