So, at my granddaughter's party, I managed to write 200 words. I am not pleased with the middle bit though, I'll have to work on it. Gave and read the booklet to her that I made the night before (I was up until 2.00 am making that!) Didn't do a puppet theatre but did do a bit of ventriloquism.
At the junk swap day I managed to get a FREE animal joke book. So here goes:
What's green and found at the North Pole?
A lost lizard!