My website is down for now so I am directing traffic here. The Detective One has been in the top 100 for Science Fiction at both Amazon.com and UK. It is still free for another 3 days!
My The Detective One jokes for Twitter have so far been:-
The Detective One
What Sid Called Arthur in the fifth book = The Defective One
The Sherlock Holmes clone is = The Deductive One
Marvin the paranoid android = The Dejected One
A frog on a table in a science lab = The Dissected One
The first pronouncement banning an activity remembered correctly by Kryton = The Directive: One
After she had enrolled she found out her course was too hard = The Delective One
Meryl Streep was this in the Iron Lady = The Directed One
Any more? If they're any good I'll twitter them!
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