On Monday

All I managed to do today was type in 400 words of chapter 11 (I did type 130 of those words before I went to bed last night.) So it looks like I'll have it typed in completely on Monday.

Today's joke is:

Who was one of the strongest dictators?

Muscleny!

Today's Joke

Managed to type in about 500 words and finished chapter 10 of AOT. Wrote 300 words of SAASA at Relish in town. (Finished chapter 5 and started chapter 6.)

Today's joke is:

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his dinner before it was cool!

Borderlands

I managed to type in about 750 words of AOT before I went to my daughter's today. Played Borderlands 2 with my son (now we have our own copy we can play at home!)

Let's hope I can do some more of SAASA tomorrow, at Relish!

Today's joke is:

Why did the chicken run across the road?

To get there quicker!

iPad as a lamp

I typed in the last 500 words of chapter 12 of AOT and wrote 700 words of SAASA chapter 5.

While waiting for my wife while she taught I was writing SAASA in the car, using my iPad as a lamp because it was dark, two ladies knocked on my door. They asked me what I was doing because I had been spotted over the last few weeks outside different people's houses. I had to convince them I was a writer waiting for my wife. I wonder what they thought I was doing?

Coughing Twice

I typed in 1,000 words of AOT today and wrote 100 words of SAASA (though it's not very funny, I'll have to work on it.) Did most of the 1,000 words on my iPad in the bath. The medicine I got from the doctor yesterday was really good, I only woke up coughing twice.

Today's joke is:

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a chicken!

AOT, TVC, SAASA not!

So today I planned to type in 1,000 words of AOT, proof read one chapter of TVC and write 500 words of SAASA. I have been poorly the last 10 days, I have had a cough and unable to sleep well because of it. My wife booked me in at the new doctor's today (He did know about Dan Leno though!) All I managed to do was type in about 800 words of chapter 12 of AOT. We'll see what happens tomorrow.

Today's joke is:

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Charity shop :(

I went into a charity shop in the middle of York yesterday and found a good game that I wanted, Axis and Allies. It was only £4.99 and so I took it to the counter. I said I would like to put a deposit on it of £1. They said there was no need as they would save it for me for a day. I said I would be in tomorrow.

So today I went back, at about 4.10 pm. They had put it back on the shelf and sold it!!! I wish I had been more forceful now and made them put the £1 deposit on it. So that hurt me.

Because I did so much other work I have only written 20 words of SAASA today. However, while my wife was in Morrisons, I did come up with the first joke for the Sid and Arthur comic strip! :)