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Thursday, 26 November 2015

Funny Story

"A funny story eh?" ehed Sid.
"What?" pretended to misunderstand I.
"You know what I said, you just can't do things like 'ehed Sid' to get a laugh you know."
"Why not?"
"People want word play, puns, parody, wit..."
"Tuh woo," tried I to sound like an owl.
"You're worse than Arthur sometimes."
"Oh really, when?"
"Now. and by the way, what's with all the questions?"
"I'm trying to get you to say something funny."
"What did the clown say to his wife to make her laugh?"
"I don't know."
"Something funny, there said it."
I groaned inwardly.

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