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Friday, 13 November 2015


"Did you know that Alfred means elf read or evenly wise?" Sid the dwarf asked of Alf the elf.
"Yes I did," replied Alf.
"So you are the elvenly wise elf."
"Well not really, my name's Alf not Alfred."
"So you're the elf elf then?"
"In a minute I'll use my incredibly accurate bowman skills on you."
"You can't do that, it's not permissible."
"Elf and safety regulations!"

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