Post haste

I have finished typing in A DaVinci Co-Ed and proof read up to chapter eight. I have also written 1,000 words of The Gangster Brothers bringing the total up to 5,000 words. If I do another 1,000 words tomorrow then I will have finished the word count. Then I can start thinking about putting the 'Only when I Arth' experiment on Amazon. Also managed to type in 500 words of The Goblin Nippers, that is fully written but only has 1,500 words typed in. Feel a lot better now I am not visiting Sainsbury's, Monk's Cross, York regularly. It felt like Big Brother, the Orwellian nightmare not the Channel 4 series.

T Shirt

I have typed in chapter 10 of ADC and started typing chapter 11. Also finished The Goblin Nippers but need to funny it up a bit. I will try to type in chapters 11 and 12 and the epilogue on Monday and Tuesday next week. Started on Goblins V Yetis and also a piece of flash fiction called The Twelve Rules of Comedy. As a side note, I am now being followed in Sainsbury's, Monks Cross, York. I noticed I was after I had looked at the magazines. I have no criminal record and do not steal anything so they are persecuting both me and my family because they have taken a disliking to us. They can't catch real criminals so they just pick on random people to persecute it seems. I have thought of wearing a T shirt with the words 'I THINK THE SECURITY GUARD FANCIES ME BECAUSE HE KEEPS FOLLOWING ME!' printed on it to see what happens. My wife thinks this is a bad idea. What do you think?

It's really good!

Somebody who bought The Crying Pennant gave me the above compliment and said she kept chuckling as she read it to a youngster. Didn't finish typing in ADC because I was fasting and praying last week. Have started a new Goblin Adventures story called The Goblin Nippers, based in the war dimension to go with Ground Hog War. I have also managed to write about 2,000 words of The Gangster Brothers. On chapter six of ADC typing in. I have basically done the front cover which will be for the 'Only When I Arth' free sample giveaway on the Kindle, just need to add the words. It is a composite of the cover of The Crying Pennant and 'Sid and Arthur's Space Operetta' covers. I have decided to use the picture of Sid and Arthur and put the book cover it is linked to behind.