T Shirt

I have typed in chapter 10 of ADC and started typing chapter 11. Also finished The Goblin Nippers but need to funny it up a bit. I will try to type in chapters 11 and 12 and the epilogue on Monday and Tuesday next week. Started on Goblins V Yetis and also a piece of flash fiction called The Twelve Rules of Comedy. As a side note, I am now being followed in Sainsbury's, Monks Cross, York. I noticed I was after I had looked at the magazines. I have no criminal record and do not steal anything so they are persecuting both me and my family because they have taken a disliking to us. They can't catch real criminals so they just pick on random people to persecute it seems. I have thought of wearing a T shirt with the words 'I THINK THE SECURITY GUARD FANCIES ME BECAUSE HE KEEPS FOLLOWING ME!' printed on it to see what happens. My wife thinks this is a bad idea. What do you think?