A few years ago

Managed to type in 250 words today of chapter 7, and write 200 words of chapter 12.

Today's joke is one I made up a few years ago:

I lent my Mother-in-law £100.
I said I needed the money back, she said she wasn't going to give it to me back. I said I would take her to court.
She reminded me that it says in the Bible, 'Not to take your brother to court.'

So I'm going by bicycle and she's going in the car.