Today I took the gramophone that my parents bought my sister and I 40 years ago to let my grandchildren hear it. At one point my daughter asked me to turn it down! (It has no volume switch) so I had to put a tea towel in the horn to make it a little quieter. I played lots of rock and roll hits, Little Richard, Bill Haley etc.
Today's joke is:
Why don't penguins fly?
They're not tall enough to be pilots!