The Cons of Conspiracy

I managed to write 1,000 words of The Tawa in Starbucks, Monk's Cross today. That wasn't bad seeing as for the first 200 words I was also keeping my grandson entertained and wiping spilt coffee off the table. Only had to wipe my manuscript once when there was a baby changeover. I also did the Cons of Conspiracy today in Paint. Just the piracy to do tomorrow.



Today's joke is:

When the books of Daniel and Revelation come in the mail = Post Apocalyptic.

Lazy day

On Saturday I managed to write another 500 words of The Tawa. I didn't do anything today, had a lazy day and ended up with a headache! I do need to get on with the cover of The Victoria Conspiracy, then proof reading of Attack on Thera. Tomorrow is another day, but so was today, yesterday and the day after tomorrow.

Today's joke is:

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow!

Gusty Wind

So I never did my blog yesterday or re Tweeted everyone I normally do. Felt very tired all day and was told to rest by my wife. I did do a little of the lettering for TVC. Have actually finished the word Victoria today though. Also lost my telephone sock in the gusty wind today :(

Today's joke is:

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it!

And and and and and

I managed to write 500 words of the Tawa today while babysitting my grandchildren. Also did a basic Sid head in Milliput which my grandson loved and kept carrying around with him. (Just burned it slightly when I microwaved it for 57 seconds.)

Have looked at the lettering again and it looks better with one row of dints surrounding the actual letters. I have done the 'The' so far. That sounds like trick question. How can you say and 5 times and be grammatically correct?

Somebody was painting a sign. The Horse and Cart. The sign painter had painted the and too close to the horse/cart. Somebody spoke to him about it. "You've painted too close to the 'Horse' and 'and' and 'and' and Cart."

Today's joke is:

I can see exactly six years into the future. I have 20 20 vision!

Cycling to the Wall

Today I cycled into York and searched around for some crayons in various shops. I had to go to the pound shop to get some. Then I did some brass rubbing on the city walls while chatting to an older couple from London. I also took some photos before it started to rain a little. Didn't do any writing in Starbucks as I was planning to (only 6 lines of trying to decide where the story is going to go next.)

Tonight I have been chopping up the letters from the brass plate to create The Victoria Conspiracy. It doesn't look too bad but I will have to decide whether to chop it close to the letters, keep the divots in or make it black and white like the picture in the middle.

Today's joke is:

What sits in a tree and says, "I'm a pear."

A crazy apple!

Tawa

Cycled in to Relish today to have a coffee and write 500 words of the Tawa. Part of my trying to keep fit and lose a bit of weight regime.

I also inputted the last 5 pages of corrections for The Victoria conspiracy. Then I put the copyright notice on the front.

I need to cycle into the middle of York to make a brass rubbing of some Victorian lettering. I'm thinking about using it for the type style on the cover.

Today's joke is:

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Landing

I have finally finished proofreading The Victoria Conspiracy :) It's just that I've done it on paper and need to input them into the PC. Managed to do one page before I left this morning, did the rest at my daughter's tonight upstairs on the landing.

Today's joke is:

I wondered why the cricket ball seemed to be getting bigger. Then it hit me.